Um...what?

I am a person of contrasts simply striving for balance. I don't know what I'm doing in life and I doubt I'll know anytime soon, but that won't stop me from trying. I do enjoy finding people with my type of insanity to help in the search though.

Anonymous asked: Please stop saying bro...

dumbbellsandfastcars:

nebraskaswole:

lexliftlove:

unslaad-krosis:

builttobulk:

khaleesi-lifts:

lexliftlove:

unslaad-krosis:

archaeswoleiest:

lifeofalifter:

youknowimgood4it:

lifeofalifter:

vodkasoakedfeels:

lifeofalifter:

mikeygetsfit:

engineeringofjose:

lifeofalifter:

Brah

bruh

Brü.

Broski

Brobaeeee

Abroham Lincoln

Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean

Brotein

Alexander Broilton

Brotato

Frosty the Broman

Brohemian

Teddy Broosevelt

Broseph Goebbels

Brometheus

Breh

Brotha

Charles Brokowski

NEXT WEEK JESSI!  NOT EVEN ACTUALLY, ONLY 6 DAYS, 5 IF YOU’RE GOING TO A MIDNIGHT SHOWING

(Source: marvelmovies, via luciferensics)

did-you-kno:

Littering is now a more expensive infraction than possessing an ounce or less of marijuana in Washington DC.
Source

Fucking good, I hate littering

did-you-kno:

Littering is now a more expensive infraction than possessing an ounce or less of marijuana in Washington DC.

Source

Fucking good, I hate littering

luciferensics:

FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE MY PHONE IS GONE, JUST GONE

THE UNIFORM I HAD TO ORDER FOR WORK TODAY WAS ALMOST NINE HUNDRED DOLLARS AND NOW SOME ASSHOLE STOLE MY PHONE AND I NEED IT FOR WORK SO NOW I NEED A NEW FOUR OR FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR PHONE ON TOP OF THAT AND I STILL HAVE TO HAVE ENOUGH TO MOVE TO A MAJOR CITY IN LESS THAN TWO MONTHS IM NOT GETTING PAID TO BE HERE IM SO ANGRY IM GONNA SHIT JESUSFUCKINGCHRISTSYUFAILGEOU;WRQ’EQHRI/

first off

and secondly, I hope this makes you laugh at least

Weightlifter pick up line, “are you in the dictionary? Because I’m loving your definition”

Ode to a coworker


Look at her, so pretty and interesting
Oh no, I’ve developed feelings
What fresh hell is this